Just kill me now and get it over with!

God I feel terrible. I can handle the headache, body aches, coughing, sneezing and all that. Its the feeling of old,rancid 50-weight motor oil trickling down the back of my throat and rendering my vocal cords useless that is driving me NUTS! And the sloshing from the general direction of my lungs isn't exactly thrilling me.

I'm going back to bed.


"There is no more pathetic creature in the world than an American male with a cold"